Cut celery into large dices, including the leaves, and puree in a blender or food processor until finely minced. With the blender running, pour 1/4 of the tomato juice mixture into the blender. In a large pitcher, combine all of the ingredients except the vodka. Chill until ready to serve.
Bloody Mary Bar
Fill a glass with ice. Add 2 oz of vodka to 4 oz of Bloody Mary Mix. Add other seasonings as desired. Box shake cocktail by transferring it back and forth between the glass and a shaker two times.
Garnish with celery and a large pinch of black pepper.